Grace and peace to you and all who travel on your lear (lear means donkey). This is written in my own Phnom Penh.
We are always pleased to hear of your faith and perseverance. Greet the Saxton and the Sharpe brothers with Johm Riap Sua (jum reep sur – hello) and pass onto them the good news that there is always a space in the pool of life at the Villa Langka.
When I was considering what I want, what I really really want in order to spice up my life, (because life is a spice girl’s song) I had an epiphany of my true calling Two become One tuk-tuk driver. Therefore, since I have been surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses on one moto, I have decided to hand in my resignation and become Coventry’s only tuk-tuk driver.
Please pray without ceasing for my safety on the ring road.
Preah Yesoo Bro Tien bo Niak
(Jesus bless you)